Germs win round 1...
Auntie MooMoo came over 2 weeks ago and helped the kiddos plant PUMPKIN SEEDS!! WOOHOO!! They looked like this:

Visions of monstrous jack o lanterns danced in their heads. Jack and Jill check them every day (swearing they see something coming up, of course). The package promised we would see some sprouting in just a few days.
Did I mention it has been 2 weeks? They look like this:

How wrong is THAT?? Do you see the giant pumpkin on the package? Or is that just a really small child?!?? How do these people sleep at night knowing they are going to let down adults (er, little kids) everywhere!??!
Germination-A Big Fat Zilch.
(This post is dedicated to Amber, who is married to the Lord of the Gourds)
NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Stop the insanity!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you are in the Denver area I've got some pumpkin plants sprouted that I don't have room to plant that have the potential to grow pumpkins that would make the picture of the pumpkin on the seed packet look like a midget.
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Lord of the Gourds
Thinking of you tomorrow as you celebrate Mother's Day. Remember where it's for a short time or a long time, you have been Jack and Jill's MOM!
ReplyDeleteV-I-T-A-M-I-N-S R-U-L-E !!!!!!
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